If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work.
I never weep over lost money, for I figure I'd rather go to the poorhouse once than go there every day.
I'll have my double chins in privacy.
the human heart clings - even to its pain.
No vice is so bad as advice.
There is a vast difference between success at twenty-five and success at sixty. At sixty, nobody envies you. Instead, everybody rejoices generously, sincerely, in your good fortune.