Rumors, stories... I'm used to them. I got my ribs removed, I was on 'The Wonder Years'... You know there's a different story every day.

Kids need to start thinking for themselves. Not to be like their friends that think they're individuals. I don't want you to be like us, I want you to be like you.

Finding someone who's willing to drown with you creates a situation where you no longer want to drown.

I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

When people say 'I want to be like you', I tell them if you want to be like me, then be yourself.

Black eyeliner. It’s standard. It’s all you need. It just makes the world a better place.