If Satan wasn't around, churches would go out of business.

It wouldn't even make you gay if you had sex with Johnny Depp, 'cause it's Johnny Depp.

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.

If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is.

I still get excited performing live. When you see the immediate reaction from a crowd, its like being a theater performer, its something you can't get from being a writer or being an ad man ... its almost ritualistic.

When you grow up in America things like Christianity waters down your feeling... When you're taught to love everybody, taught to love you're enemies, what value does that put on love?

We are our own wicked gods with little 'g's' and big dicks, sadistic and constantly inflicting a slow demise.