If Satan wasn't around, churches would go out of business.

A lot of people don't think about it, but the Bible has every horror element that you can imagine. It's got the devil, the Antichrist, Lucifer, and Satan - which are four different characters. It's got the end of the world. You've got zombies, giants, demon possession, a lot of murder.

Nothing's gonna change the world, nothing's gonna change the world. There was Lennon and a happy gun, there were words on the pavement.

From Jesse James to Charles Manson, the media, since their inception, have turned criminals into folk heroes.

In the end we're all Jerry Springer Show guests, really, we just haven't been on the show.

I am the pedophiles dream, a messianic Peter Pan.

To admit you want to have a comeback means you have to admit you weren't what you were supposed to be. You dropped below your own standard.