Christians are a lot like dinosaurs - about to become extinct.

I don't like fun, it upsets me.

Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find 'em on my doorstep, and it's like Christmas. I get excited.

Things have become devalued to the point where people don't realize the repercussions, that they're devaluing themselves. It could end up bringing about chaos, a lawless situation.

I've been able to watch and to weather a lot of different periods in entertainment, politics and life.

I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to be just a smiling face you see on television presenting some vapid kind of easily-digestible garbage.

If you want to find out who your real friends are, sink the ship. The first ones to jump aren't your friends.