Christians are a lot like dinosaurs - about to become extinct.

It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.

The most outragous thing that I could imagine ever doing is putting on a pair of jeans and going to the shopping mall for my lunch

The most that I can learn is in records that you burn.

That becomes the revolution, to be idealistic enough that you think you can change the world, and what you find is you can't change anything but yourself.

If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is.

I try and take everyone's ideals, common morals, flip them around, make people look at them differently, question them, so that you're not always taking things for granted.