It's my job to be the Pierrot, the clown, in the theatrical sense.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

Do not seek death, seek destruction.

If you die and enough people are watching, then you become a martyr, you become a hero, you become well-known.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers

I dare you all to write one more thing that you won't say to my face. Because I will make you say it. In that manner. That is a threat.

The Internet is a very powerful tool, but right now it's being handled by a lot of fools. And I think us together, Marilyn Manson as a whole, what we all stand for, should be the biggest spider on the web. I think that it will become our web. Not something that uses us, but something that we will control