Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

Do not seek death, seek destruction.

People are very surprised to hear me say that a lot of my values are Christian values. I think that's part of my shock. I just don't like the way that Christianity combined with the influence of television has bred a nation of weakness. (Christian television do get the facts wrong sometimes and the image they portray turns most people off.)

People expect me to me a 'shock rocker,' but there's nothing you can do anymore to be shocking.

If you act like a rock star, you will be treated like one

I pity anybody who has to spend a day with me.

If things are too perfect, people are always so afraid that it's going to change, so they ruin it themselves.