You'll understand when I'm dead.

Comedians have a huge carte blanche and the ability to get away with saying a lot of things.

I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.

My first dissatisfaction has always been with religion.

I believe that you are not stuck with a pre-destiny. I believe that there is ways to see all these things that are laid down in front of you and where you belong and to smack yourself in the face when you realize that you've strayed off your path and get back to where your path is.

The imagination is precious. Don't lose it. Don't lose the child in you.

I'm kind of shy, and I think that I take that out by performing in front of a lot of people. That's how I get out my shyness.