I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy.

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.

I'll pretend that I want you for what is on the inside.

Use the negativity with a space bar. Don't be Empty Trash. @#&$¥£€%*+=[<>] .

You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don’t you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that’s the first rule I will institute.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

If you're gonna pretend to be something, then you have to at least live up to what it is.