My dad being a salesman taught me you can sell anybody anything if you've got the ability to believe.

I'm my most creative between 3 and 5 a.m. That's the way I've always been

I can't go to sleep at night if I didn't accomplish at least something. That's the one thing that keeps me up.

The point is that life for me is not going to be the way it is for everyone else. I have a fog machine and movie lights in my bedroom.

I don't need to drive. I have no business driving. I would never be able to find my keys.

Marilyn Monroe wasn't even her real name, Charles Manson isn't his real name, and now, I'm taking that to be my real name. But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

I don't say things to be offensive; I say things because they're funny to me. It amuses me.