I'm absolutely not looking for someone who agrees with me about everything or someone who wants to please me by believing what I believe.

If a kid is old enough to drive a car or buy a gun, isn't he old enough to be held personally responsible for what he does with his car or gun? Or if he's a teenager, should someone else be blamed because he isn't as enlightened as an eighteen-year-old?

When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore.

I'm so famous, people expect me to sell as many records as Celine Dion or Puff Daddy.

What nearly everybody in my life had misunderstood about Satanism was that it is not about ritual sacrifices, digging up graves and worshipping the devil. The devil doesn't exist. Satanism is about worshipping yourself, because you are responsible for your own good and evil.

I was never afriad of what was under the bed. I wanted it but never got it. I became it.

You should have to pass an IQ test before you breed. You have to take a driving test to operate vehicles and an SAT test to get into college. So why don’t you have to take some sort of test before you give birth to children? When I am President, that’s the first rule I will institute.