I think I made his back feel better.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

The body is meant to be seen, not all covered up.

I always felt I was a nobody, and the only way for me to be somebody was to be - well, somebody else. Which is probably why I wanted to act.

I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.

If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through. What am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.