Dating a new man is like holding a strawberry milkshake; first the taste, then the pleasure.

I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they're right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.

Important people are much more interesting when they are drunk and seem much more like human beings.

I love to do the things the censors won't pass.

It's a terrible thing to be lonesome, especially in the middle of a crowd.

All my stepchildren carried the burden of my fame. Sometimes they would read terrible things about me, and I'd worry about whether it would hurt them. I would tell them: 'Don't hide these things from me. I'd rather you ask me these things straight out, and I'll answer all your questions.'

Maybe I’ll never be able to do what I hope to, but at least I have hope.