Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?

A man makes you feel important - makes you glad you are a woman.

What good am I? I can't have kids. I can't cook. I've been divorced three times. Who would want me?

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left.

I learned to walk as a baby, and I haven't had a lesson since.

It's not to much fun to know yourself too well or think you do - everyone needs a little conceit to carry them through & past the falls.

My marriage didn't make me sad, but it didn't make me happy either. My husband and I hardly spoke to each other. This wasn't because we were angry. We had nothing to say. I was dying of boredom.