They will only care when you're gone.

If a man isn't a certain age, he just isn't interesting.

Speaking of Oscars, I would win overwhelmingly if the Academy gave an Oscar for faking orgasms. I have done some of my best acting convincing my partners I was in the throes of ecstasy.

Someday I want to have children and give them all the love I never had.

I don't think sun-tanned skin is any more attractive than white skin, or any healthier, for that matter

I've often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into dull and little people.

I want the world to see my body.