Being a movie star was never as much fun as dreaming of being one.
An actor is supposed to be a sensitive instrument. Isaac Stern takes good care of his violin. What if everybody jumped on his violin?
A girl does not need anyone who does not need her.
I hear you're looking for a sexy blonde to play with the Marx Brothers. Would you like to see me. I'm blonde and I'm sexy.
Why is it you always meet people when you look your worst?
Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?