[Adulthood:] It's when you stop doing the stuff you have to make excuses for and when you stop making excuses for the stuff you have to do.

Think of a hypothesis as a card. A theory is a house made of hypotheses.

Try square dancing-at least long enough to no longer feel silly and begin to have fun.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

I think change is possible, but only for individuals who were never truly gay in the first place and who have a strong personal motivation to recover their heterosexuality.

You can't be wise without being intelligent, but you certainly can be intelligent without being wise.

Know how to behave at a fine restaurant, which is a telltale measure of social maturity.