Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Know how weather, especially humidity, can affect the movement of doors and windows.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

Be able to cite three good qualities of every relative or acquaintance that you dislike.

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

Be able to correctly pronounce the words you would like to speak and have excellent spoken grammar.

Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom.