Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.

Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.

Know how and how much to tip people who expect gratuities, even in the case of poor service.

If your head tells you one thing, and your heart tells you another, before you do anything, you should first decide whether you have a better head or a better heart.

The freedom to be an individual is the essence of America.