Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

The 40s are when you start trading your psychological problems for physical ones.

Know how to treat frostbite until you can get indoors.

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron.

I love having ten times as much stuff to do as I can possibly find time to do. That way, I can pick the one-tenth that I want to do most. But if I only have enough to just occupy all my time, I'm stuck doing all of whatever stuff it happens to be.

...there are days when I feel I can do anything and days when I feel I can do nothing. But fortunately for those around me, neither sort occurs very often.

Be able to tell whether garments that look good on the hanger actually look good on you