Be able to recognize many of the major constellations and know the stories behind them

Evolution has long been the target of illogical arguments that use presumption.

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

Be able to confide your innermost secrets to your mother and your innermost fears to your father.

You're who you think you are, even if you never admit it to yourself or to anyone else. You may be in the worst position to judge, but you're in the best position to know.

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.