My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

[When asked if the voice is an instrument:] Yes, of course. Some are violins, some are fountain pens and some are stethoscopes. And others are just washboards.

Be able to live alone, even if you don't want to and think you will never find it necessary.

A person who learns to juggle six balls will be more skilled than the person who never tries to juggle more than three.

Be able to set a table so that you feel like you're dining, not just sitting and eating.

You're who you think you are, even if you never admit it to yourself or to anyone else. You may be in the worst position to judge, but you're in the best position to know.