Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.

Be able to suffer wearing a necktie or slightly high heels for an entire evening without complaint or early removal.

The length of your education is less important than its breadth, and the length of your life is less important than its depth.

Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.

Profit is what we have left after we make a donation to a worthwhile cause.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.

Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table.