A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

Know which officials are voted into office and which are appointed, and by whom.

Know how your representatives stand on major national or state issues.

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

I suspect that some apparently homosexual people are really heterosexuals who deeply phobic about the opposite sex or have other emotional problems.

Be able to sneeze without sounding ridiculous. That means neither stifling yourself or spraying your immediate vicinity.

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.