I love having ten times as much stuff to do as I can possibly find time to do. That way, I can pick the one-tenth that I want to do most. But if I only have enough to just occupy all my time, I'm stuck doing all of whatever stuff it happens to be.

Everybody loves an accent. It you've been unlucky in love, consider pulling up stakes and moving to another country. Then you'll be the one with a neat foreign accent.

Be able to confide your innermost secrets to your mother and your innermost fears to your father.

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while.

Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.

An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own