[When asked if the voice is an instrument:] Yes, of course. Some are violins, some are fountain pens and some are stethoscopes. And others are just washboards.

Play more than one game at a time. This is a painless way to learn how to do many things at once.

Working in an office with an array of electronic devices is like trying to get something done at home with half a dozen small children around. The calls for attention are constant.

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.

If you're wondering if you're dreaming, you're dreaming.

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.

A 45-year old looks a lot like a 25-year old who's been out all night. And feels just as good about having survived the experience.