The 40s are when you start trading your psychological problems for physical ones.

The freedom to be an individual is the essence of America.

Be in the habit of experimenting with your clothing so that you don't get stuck for life with a self-image developed over the course of high school.

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.

Yes. The original argument is defective. Substitute the word 'male' for 'gay,' and you'll see the flaw: 'Male people cannot be normal. If everyone were male starting tomorrow, the human race would die out, so being male cannot be nature's intended way.' Or you could substitute the word 'female.' In either case, the argument makes no sense: Being male or female is perfectly normal.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.