No one would choose to be jerked randomly off task again and again until you have half a dozen things you're trying to get done, all at the same time.

I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.

An act of justice closes the book on a misdeed; an act of vengeance writes one of its own

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.

Feeling is what you get for thinking the way you do.

Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.

It is a lot easier to prove that you don't love someone than it is to prove that you do, but one of the best 'proofs' I know is the desire to devote time to the person with no expectation of any sort of compensation, including gratitude, in return.