I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.

While you're writing, you can't concentrate nearly as well on what the speaker is saying.

Learn at least two classic ballroom dances, at least one of them Latin.

Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.

A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.

Know the names of past and current artists who are most famous for playing their instruments.

Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.