Many people feel they must multi-task because everybody else is multitasking, but this is partly because they are all interrupting each other so much.

At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good mood ever since.

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person.

Scientists and creationists are always at odds, of course.

An error becomes a mistake when we refuse to admit it.

To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.

Be able to analyze statistics, which can be used to support or undercut almost any argument.