Know how weather, especially humidity, can affect the movement of doors and windows.

Be able to go shopping for a bathing suit and not become depressed afterward.

You can't be wise without being intelligent, but you certainly can be intelligent without being wise.

Revenge feels right only to those directly involved. Justice feels right even to outsiders.

[Adulthood:] It's when you stop doing the stuff you have to make excuses for and when you stop making excuses for the stuff you have to do.

Know how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store.

[When asked if the voice is an instrument:] Yes, of course. Some are violins, some are fountain pens and some are stethoscopes. And others are just washboards.