The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

Feeling is what you get for thinking the way you do.

Ultimately, our future is like a mirror. Whenever we face it, it always reflects what we left behind.

Know how to effectively voice a complaint or make a claim at a retail store.

Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp.

I believe a 'talented' person is one who has learned how to effectively cultivate and polish any of the many desirable capabilities with which most of us are born but few of us nurture.

Be able to recognize the dangerous snakes, spiders, insects, and plants that live in your area of the country.