The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

If achieving your potential requires favorable judgment by others, you are much less likely to succeed.

A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.

Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we don't know the cause.

How can we live in freedom and maintain that we are entitled to *anything* that we can't get without the labor of others? Remember, if we are entitled to the labor of others, that makes slaves of those others.

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn't embarrassed that he or she asked.