The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

What is the essence of America? The essence of America is finding and maintaining that perfect, delicate balance between freedom "to" and freedom "from."

Understand why casinos and racetracks stay in business - the gambler always loses over the long term.

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.

What women want is what men want. They want respect.

Play more than one game at a time. This is a painless way to learn how to do many things at once.

The only real meaning in life can be found in a good man. And maybe Paris. Preferably the two together.