Revenge feels right only to those directly involved. Justice feels right even to outsiders.

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time. The difference between an autobiography and an unauthorized biography is like the difference between an account of your life written by your mother and one written by your mother-in-law.

Evolution has long been the target of illogical arguments that use presumption.

Common sense comes from experience, and kids need to fail as well as succeed in order to learn it. It's difficult to develop common sense when you spend a lot of time in your room where nothing much happens.

Know how to garnish food so that it is more appealing to the eye and even more flavorful than before.

The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.

Be sure to expose yourself to criticism: A fine polish requires an abrasive.