A friend is someone who stays by your side all through the troubles he's caused you.

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.

Think of a hypothesis as a card. A theory is a house made of hypotheses.

The only real meaning in life can be found in a good man. And maybe Paris. Preferably the two together.

Be able to read blueprints, diagrams, floorplans, and other diagrams used in the construction process.

Success is achieved by developing our strengths, not by eliminating our weaknesses.

I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.