I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.

I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.