Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess?

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.

In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years.

I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.