I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.

I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.

Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.

I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.