I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day.

I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.

I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset?

I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.

I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.