I'll preach anywhere. If it's a round trip ticket to preach in hell, I'll take it-as long as it's round trip.

A lot of people are using the Church, but not a lot of people are loving the Church.

While it only takes one spouse to be friendly, it takes both spouses to be friends. When both spouses are unfriendly, the marriage is marked by conflict and coldness. When one spouse is friendly and the other is unfriendly, the marriage is marked by selfishness and sadness. But when both spouses each make a deep, heartfelt covenant with God to continually seek to become a better friend, increasing love and laughter mark the marriage.

Any religious person who says he does not really need human friends because God is his Friend is calling God a liar because He's the One Who says we also need human friends.

You have to laugh at yourself. Otherwise you'll waste all that great material.

I cannot worship the hippie, diaper, halo Christ because I cannot worship a guy I can beat up.

The problem with criticism today is that is instant, constant, global and permanent.