If you're on a network show, it's either some wacky sitcom or a drama where you're servicing a procedure.

I just recently joined Twitter. It's very positive - I love all the accolades. If my ego is hurting, I can just open my Twitter account and see 'Oh, I love you! I love the show!' and it's great. I'm trying to find the balance between trying to be funny, being honest and just being a promoter as the guy on 'Royal Pains.'

The closest thing I use to beauty products is the grease on the pizza from John's Pizzeria.

Okay, so, sometimes in life, I can be a score-keeper - someone who keeps track of what he gives and what he gets in return. An annoying quality, to say the least, and I'm sure my wife has your sympathy, but it's made me highly attuned to when and where credit is due.

I just give off this kind of feminine vibe which has... served me so well with women in my life.

I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.

If you're on a network show, it's either some wacky sitcom or a drama where you're servicing a procedure.