Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
Mark ForsythFreud said that everything was secretly sexual. But etymologists know that sex is secretly food.
Mark ForsythPoetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.
Mark ForsythThe problem with the alphabet is that it bears no relation to anything at all, and when words are arranged alphabetically they are uselessly separated. In the OED, for example, aardvarks are 19 volumes away from the zoo, yachts are 18 volumes from the beach, and wine is 17 volumes from the nearest corkscrew.
Mark Forsyth