Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.

Poetry is much more important than the truth, and, if you don't believe that, try using the two methods to get laid.

Anyone who has ever taken out a mortgage will be unsurprised to learn that it is, literally, a /death pledge/.

But Shakespeare never drank coffee. Nor did Julius Caesar, or Socrates. Alexander the Great conquered half the world without even a café latte to perk him up. The pyramids were designed and constructed without a whiff of a sniff of caffeine. Coffee was introduced to Europe only in 1615. The achievements of antiquity are quite enough to cow the modern human, but when you realize that they did it all without caffeine it becomes almost unbearable.

A poet is not somebody who has great thoughts. That is the menial duty of the philosopher. A poet is somebody who expresses his thoughts, however commonplace they may be, exquisitely. That is the one and only difference between the poet and everybody else.

So familiar are eggs to us, however, that in the eighteenth century they were referred to as cackling farts, on the basis that chickens cackled all the time and eggs came out of the back of them.