Suffering must be the inevitable tariff exacted from spirit for residing in human form.

We have two families in life. One were born with that shares our blood. Another we meet along the way that's willing to give it's life for us.

Keep your friends close and your enemies dead and buried in the basement.

I take all the best parts of YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook, and combine them into a whole new service called … YouTwit-face.

The first prerequisite of elaborate mental exercise was a full stomach.

If man could apply half the ingenuity he’s exhibited in the creation of weapons to more sensible ends, there’s no limit to what he might yet accomplish

Dear Internet: You are very good at spreading rumors. Truth is more valuable and much harder to come by.