I like having my back pressed against a wall and being made to work harder so I don't embarrass myself.
Mark HaddonPeople say that you always have to tell the truth. But they do not mean this because you are not allowed to tell old people that they are old and you are not allowed to tell people if they smell funny or if a grown-up has made a fart. And you are not allowed to say, 'I don't like you,' unless that person has been horrible to you.
Mark HaddonUse your imagination and you'll see that even the most narrow, humdrum lives are infinite in scope if you examine them with enough care.
Mark HaddonMother used to say it meant Christopher was a nice name because it was a story about being kind and helpful, but I do not want my name to mean a story about being kind and helpful. I want my name to mean me.
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