Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

Once I was in the Blink-182, going to Iraq was really touching. It was kind of emo for me, going and meeting soldiers who were, like, 19 and hadn't even met their kids... Or dealing with depression. Just being with those soldiers and traveling with them in helicopters and people with M-16s. It was an eye-opener.

The Beatles never get old.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I like that about human nature, that people are always striving to do better, and find something new.

I think age is just a stupid number.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.