If something is wrong with you, hate someone else for it

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

The last few years I became a lot more into sports. Growing up, the sports I liked were independent sports, like skateboarding. I was really into skateboarding, and not necessarily team televised sports.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

I think that happiness is a great thing to strive for, but very difficult to maintain - people are always striving for something different, and something better.

Look at me... look at me... I need the attention, oooh I'm punk rock I got some tattoos, I got some piercings. If I'm gonna get some piercings then I want everyone to see it...I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.