Every single day that you walk outside your house is something new and different and exciting.

I never thought of punk rock as the absolute act of rebellion for the sake of rebellion. There's a lot of that in there, but for me I think punk rock was always about questioning things and making decisions for yourself, which is a great message to pass on to your kids.

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Once you declare your loyalty to a team, every person who doesn't support that team, it's their job to ruin you, to tell you you're an idiot and to tell you that you made the wrong choice.

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

I'm always asking friends what new music they're into, and I love showing people new talented artists.

A real punk is punk on the inside.