I would probably say, 'Don't worry so much about stuff as you grow up.'
Never let anyone tell you how to live your life.
The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
If something is wrong with you, hate someone else for it
Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.