I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.

I don't think any of us felt like, "Oh, we need to put joke songs on the record." If we found something funny, we would record it, and if we wanted to, we'd put it on the record. It's not really something we spent too much time agonizing over.

Vegetables....a waste of good plate space

Every single day that you walk outside your house is something new and different and exciting.

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.