I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

I've learned some of the greatest life lessons from growing up in the skate and punk rock communities.

There's no doubt that the ready availability of music online has created a thousand more opportunities than it's destroyed.

It's a real challenge to complete a story arc and end up with a cool punchline in 120 characters.

There is nothing more awkward and more laughable than a naked dude with his wiener flopping.

California to me as a concept or as an idea always seems like endless optimism and endless opportunity - when people think of California they think of palm trees and blue skies and gorgeous sunsets and beaches and everything else.

Take it from me because I learned the hard way: circumcisions are best left to professionals.