When I lived in rural Oxfordshire, I was walking home across a field when I stroked a cow. The damn thing butted me in the orchestras.
Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis.
England are numerically outnumbered in the midfield.
Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries.
These managers all know their onions and cut their cloth accordingly.
If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.