Fernando Torres needs to be loved on a regular basis.

If you're a goalkeeper, it doesn't matter what you save the ball with; if you keep it out, it's not a goal.

Newcastle are absolutely besotted by injuries.

Arguably, Blackburn have got the best forward line in the Premiership. There's no denying that.

My iPod's unbelievable. Seriously. The kids have put most of the music on it but there's a complete mix of 80s rubbish and current day stuff.

He looks like a man who has nits and worms at the same time.

To be a great game, one of the teams has to score first.