The interesting thing about something in the back of your mind is that it can travel pretty far back in your mind.

My relationship with my readers is somewhat theatrical. One of the main things I try to do in my work is delight my readers.

It's in great joy that we grasp truth.

People have no idea how much work it is for a man to produce an ejaculation. You have this seminal vesicle churning out this fluid, the prostate gland producing an alkaline solution. It's like having five iron chefs in your crotch working to cook up this stuff.

My idea with my work is always to fashion something that's impossible to transpose into any other media.

Actually what's worse than a dog's mouth is a cat's mouth. They're not dirtier per se, but they have sharper teeth, so they are much more likely to go deep, should they bite you.

I guess I can picture things once they're done - I just can't picture actually doing them.