How about you hate your sin, and I'll hate my sin and we'll just love each other!
I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.
Our preachers weren't always right, but they were never in doubt.
I do one sit up a day. I get up in the morning, that's the first half. I lay down at night, that's the second half.
God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.
When you're younger, you think of your age in fractions. 4 1/2, 5 1/2. You don't hear 36 1/2. You become 2, you turn 40, you reach 50, you make it to 60. By now you're going so fast you hit 70!