The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.

When you're younger, you think of your age in fractions. 4 1/2, 5 1/2. You don't hear 36 1/2. You become 2, you turn 40, you reach 50, you make it to 60. By now you're going so fast you hit 70!

I think the Pentecostals have done a great thing for the Kingdom of God. I think Baptists have done a great thing, oh, Protestants, I should say, have done a great thing for the Kingdom of God, so whenever Satan tries to divide, it's just really God multiplying.

I do one sit up a day. I get up in the morning, that's the first half. I lay down at night, that's the second half.

I hate puns. And, I'm tired of pardoning them.

God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything.

The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not.